1. My inability to perform a drum roll in sixth grade band.
2. Never having beaten Super Mario Bros. 1 for NES, even with a GameGenie.
3. That one time I spaced in college and forgot to do the daily promos, about five minutes of work, for public television.
4. Any Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit or similar game ever, where friends and family feel I will amaze them with my skill. I suck at these games.
5. Misspelling "corral" as "coral" in a school spelling bee.