At first I thought posting quotes of myself would be unbelievably arrogant and obnoxious. And then I realized: This is LiveJournal, that’s the point.
So here are a few quotes from the last week:
Autumn: What did you think of Stomp?
Me: I liked it.
Autumn: It wasn’t exactly what I was expecting. I wish they would just talk, instead of miming everything.
Me: I think that was on purpose. To emphasize the sound they made without using their voices. I think that was the point.
Autumn: I didn’t like that part. It had no story.
Me: Well, it wasn’t called Talk. Maybe next year I’ll take you to go see Monologue: The Musical.
(Talking about Lent).
Autumn: We (Baptists) don’t have to give up anything because we aren’t as fat as you Catholics.
Me: That’s because, as everyone knows, you burn more calories being self-righteous than you do feeling guilty all the time.
Co-worker: You want to talk to officer, officer, um, officer . . . Oh golly . . .
Me: Ah, another Irish cop.
Intern (watching video of me getting tasered): Why are you lying on the mat?
Me: Because I fell down.
Intern: Wow, was it really that bad?
Me: Yes, awful.
Intern: Then why did you do it?
Me: Because I am ridiculously stupid.