Considering I have never been called to jury duty, the illustrious colon of the law, I have instead volunteered for its arm.
Yes, sometime in the coming week I will stand blandly as recruits shoot me with a tazer. Why? Civic pride. The possibility of a good story. Memories and scarring that will last a lifetime.
And I'm frikken stupid.
Pictures and video though, so you bastards can guffaw as I twitch and, likely, soil myself.