Target practice.

Considering I have never been called to jury duty, the illustrious colon of the law, I have instead volunteered for its arm.

Yes, sometime in the coming week I will stand blandly as recruits shoot me with a tazer. Why? Civic pride. The possibility of a good story. Memories and scarring that will last a lifetime.

And I'm frikken stupid.

Pictures and video though, so you bastards can guffaw as I twitch and, likely, soil myself.

Stay tuned.

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