3.30.2005

More wife quotes.

Wife (in regards to her kicking my ass at Karaoke Revolution):
It's just because I know the words. It’s not I sound good.



Me: Great. I got my ass kicked by someone who can’t even
speak “good”.







Wife (angry at Xbox not intrinsically knowing her desires
and acting to fulfill them): I put the movie in, why isn’t it playing?



Me: You just took the game disk out and put that one in without
shutting it off, rebooting, or even quitting the game.



Wife: Yeah, it didn’t like that.



Me. You have
to restart and then put the disk in.



Wife: It should know.



Me: Yeah, in high school I was always putting my calculator
on top on my math book, but my homework never got done.



Wife: That doesn’t make sense.



Me: My point exactly.







Wife (to Stef, who refused to sing): Don’t make me kiss you.







Wife (message left on my voicemail): Hello love, this is
your beautiful wife. . .







Me (letting my girl dog Steve back in the house): She was
out there a while, I hope she didn’t get laid.



Wife: I don’t think she’s in heat. Are her girl parts
swollen?



Me: That’s none of my business!



Wife: You mean when we have a daughter you won’t. . .



Me: Arrrgh. (fingers in ears) Gross gross gross gross gross.

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