Commissioned Art #3.

I actually passed Napoleon going the otherway, and he was all like "Aw, shit!"

I know I skipped #2, got it months ago, but it's on black velvet and I can't be bothered to take a picture of it yet.

Like the previous ones, this one was purchased via SA-Mart, and is pretty much exactly how I described it to the artist Paul Guo:
Would you be willing to make a version of Napoleon crossing the Alps, but with me? I don't want to be in period costume, I just want the parallels to be obvious. Maybe crossing a crosswalk, riding a bear and drunk? Maybe the bear is eating a child from the crosswalk? I don't know. You're the artist.

His site can be found here: http://www.pengguo.com/


Best Mug Ever.

This is bullshit.

The best mug will:
  1. Honor Kenny vs. Spenny
  2. Never be stolen
  3. Stop people without any sense of humor from talking to me
  4. Hold coffee (optional)
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