This parking lot sucks. They could add another row of spaces and actually plow it effectively, but no, the county probably didn't want an 'ugly' parking lot in the middle of nowhere, so they have to put trees all over it. Parking lots are for cars.
Yes. Because what are trees good for?
Trees in the woods are great. These are useless. Algae does most of the work converting CO2 to O2 anyway. These aren't even habitats for animals, and if they are, the animals just shit all over the cars.
You have a lot of anger about trees.
You want to fuck trees? Are you a druid?
Druids have sex with trees.
No, that would be dendrophilia. What are you talking about?
Druids live in trees.
No, that's dryads.
Then what are druids?
What? Are you joking? I am going to stab you in the throat.
[blank, innocent look]
Stonehenge. Elder Futhark. Old gods and paganism.
Oh. So they do want to have sex with trees. Crazy Wiccans. Hot Topic.
[raving froth of rage]
P.S. I need someone to draw me an angry martini and a glass of wine that pretends to not know what words mean because it thinks an angry martini is HILARIOUS.