Let's play games for the first time…and fail.

Virgin players violated by old games.

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Suggest Games Here

To suggest a game simply comment on this post. You can also suggest to particular reviewers.

Guidelines:

  • Please give the game title and the platform.
  • Older games are preferred, but only because they generally don’t start off with a tutorial ruining everything by, you know, explaining how to play the game. Any game is fair play, from Gears of War to some crappy little flash game you found on Newgrounds.
  • Once the game has been played I will mark your comment as completed and delete it a week later. If you want to see more of the game, request it again.


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    Comment by billy
    2007-05-15 19:40:40

    someone please play MANIAC MANSION

     
    Comment by The Aphasian
    2007-06-05 09:57:15

    Someone should play Fairy Godmother, a DOS game available on this page (all 87 kB). It’s basically Lode Runner as seen by Lewis Carol on a three-day opium bender. I originally found it on a $5 CD of “250 Fun Games” in a bargain bin at Meijer. Fairy Godmother is a ridiculous game that I played the hell out of when I was 14.

     
    Comment by Fermata
    2007-06-07 13:32:21

    I would like to request:

    Ball Bullet Gun (SNES)One request down, thanks to Schildkrote. – admin

    Joe and Mac (SNES)

    Separation Anxiety (SNES)

    Comment by The Aphasian
    2007-07-03 09:14:09

    I’m a terrible jerk. Forgot to tell you Joe and Mac got posted.

     
     
    Comment by Chias
    2007-06-08 03:52:02

    Skate or Die 2 (NES)
    Exodus (NES)Fillerbunny loves the Bible. -admin

     
    Comment by Blue Lander
    2007-06-10 19:02:30

    Weekend Warrior for the Mac. You can grab it for free here: http://www.macgamefiles.com/detail.php?item=10501

     
    Comment by Bob
    2007-06-12 00:11:25

    Any version of Silent Hill (there is a PC version of 2 and 3 which would be easier to record) except SH4 and/or Clock Tower and for the SNES.

     
    Comment by Darth Fastidious
    2007-06-12 12:56:12

    Since Schildkrote has taken us on an arcade tour of late, I suggest a SHUMP by the name of “Dimahoo” (an arcade game, obviously). “Manic” doesn’t begin to describe it. Only an android could play this thing without dying every three seconds.

     
    Comment by Fermata
    2007-06-13 01:11:24

    Super 3D Noah’s Ark (SNES)

     
    Comment by Bayou Billy
    2007-06-15 01:13:19

    Bayou Billy, for (I think) NES

     
    Comment by GD
    2007-06-15 02:59:17

    Silent Hill for the PS1.
    Ive already beaten it, but watching someone who’s never played a SH game before should be interesting to say the least.

     
    Comment by Fermata
    2007-06-17 02:30:06

    Mario is Missing (SNES)

     
    Comment by Vinterias
    2007-06-17 13:40:53

    Someone should try “Motoko-chan no Wonder Kitchen” for the SNES. It’s a rather obscure cooking game made by a Japanese mayonnaise company to promote their product. It’s completely ridiculous.

     
    Comment by GreyWanderer
    2007-06-20 21:55:51

    It would be great to watch someone discover everything in Kirby’s Adventure for the NES for the first time. It really is a fun game, if maybe a little easy.

     
    Comment by Tork
    2007-06-21 11:32:27

    Mangia for the Atari 2600.

    Miner 2049er/Bounty Bob Strikes Back – available for download from bigfivesoftware.com .

     
    Comment by Maarak
    2007-06-22 01:13:01

    Dwarf Fortress for the PC

     
    Comment by Ottoman
    2007-06-23 21:11:04

    Skate or Die II for the NES! (Skate or Die I is really lame, but perhaps you could play both to compare and contrast!!)

     
    Comment by Dr. Meat
    2007-06-25 18:44:24

    Somebody play Little Samson for NES or American Horseshoe, which is a potentially hilarious horseshoe “simulator” on MAME.

     
    Comment by Monkey
    2007-06-26 04:47:12

    Captain Bible for Windows/DOS!

    You can download it here. It’s not the full version, but I think it should suffice for a short and funny LP.

    Comment by WimpBastard
    2007-08-04 04:13:41

    I can’t get this working on my PC :(

     
     
    Comment by Monkey
    2007-06-26 04:56:13

    Oh, and if the description doesn’t really make it sound like fun, this screenshot should change your mind.

     
    Comment by Fermata
    2007-06-28 09:46:06

    Takeshi no Chousenjou, Takeshi’s Challenge is a SNES game which was made by a person who hates video games. I think you’ll enjoy it. :)

     
    Comment by Yamamanama
    2007-06-28 12:02:35

    Play Sonic and Tails in Paynt. Maybe Ristar or Tiny Toons Adventures: Buster Busts Loose for good measure.

     
    Comment by Yamamanama
    2007-07-01 11:19:00

    Oh, sorry, Sonic and Tails in Paynt is a rom hack of Sonic 2 for Genesis. Ristar is for Genesis. Tiny Toons is for SNES.

     
    Comment by Ottoman
    2007-07-01 14:41:37

    I’m a big geek so I have a few more suggestions! Especially cuz there’s not enough Atari love in this joint! Great job everybody, keep up the laughs.

    ATARI 2600: ET the Extraterrestrial, Spiderman, Journey Escape

    NES: Cabal, Double Dragon II

    SEGA: Comix Zone, Ecco the Dolphin

    Comment by Rollersnake
    2007-07-02 12:16:55

    I’m gonna try to do both Cabal and DOuble Dragon 2 today.

     
     
    Comment by Harry
    2007-07-01 15:22:47

    Doubt this’ll ever get fulfilled, but definitely Silent Hill. Virgin SH players are in short supply though, plus they have to be able to record it which limits it even further.

     
    Comment by Konstantin
    2007-07-12 00:35:13

    Umihara Kawase for the SNES. It’s a bizzare Japanese platformer that is really quite well made, your main weapon is a fishing line/grappling hook.

     
    Comment by jim
    2007-07-15 03:46:13

    I request that someone play Pirates! Gold for the SEGA.

    It’s a 1994 rerelease of the old C64 game Pirates!, with better graphics and gameplay.

    It’s pretty hard at first. It’s made up of a bunch of “mini-games”. A top down-isometric shooter for ship battles, a street fighter stlye game for sword fights, that sort of thing.

     
    Comment by Legolane
    2007-07-15 03:52:55

    seconding pirates! also can either wolfshirt or bluelander do this one please? theyre the two best LPers in my opinion.

     
    Comment by mr.soldier
    2007-07-16 11:04:19

    play rocko’s modern life (snes)
    see if you can get through the first level cause i cant.

    Comment by The Aphasian
    2007-08-03 09:00:20

    This has been fulfilled. Twice apparently. I’m a terrible person and should die.

    Recently by WimpBastard.
    Earlier by Adinsxyz.

     
     
    Comment by iGod5555555
    2007-07-19 00:15:29

    hay i wanted some one to play 1943 for the PCE i dono what that is but thats my request you can get it here http://www.rom-world.com/file.php?id=12722

     
    Comment by jim
    2007-07-19 02:56:06

    Requesting someone play Vectorman for the SEGA, please.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2007-07-19 04:40:59

    Someone needs to play Waku Waku Skiwonder Shoot for the SNES

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2007-07-19 04:42:07

    Winter Heat for the Sega Saturn is wonderful, especially the skiing and ski jump games

     
    Comment by jim
    2007-07-19 12:18:46

    Comix Zone for the SEGA was already suggested but I’m seconding it because it’s an awsome game

     
    Comment by Harry
    2007-07-19 20:22:18

    I want another run of Clock Tower. One with the translation patch one that isnt 10 seconds long.

     
    Comment by GuidoAnchovies
    2007-07-20 09:49:20

    Someone play “Ottifants, The” for Genesis. I wish I would have recorded my initial reaction for the game for the first time. It’s criminally ugly.

     
    Comment by mr.soldier
    2007-07-21 21:30:33

    i want to see some more n64 adn ps1 games played. if you can get any PS2 games there try the simpsons skate boarding…if your prepared.

     
    Comment by Amphigory
    2007-07-24 16:43:39

    One of you guys need to play Kendo Rage for the SNES.

     
    Comment by Arobic Robot
    2007-08-02 16:16:44

    Someone please do VIPMario.
    It’s a rom hack for Super mario world made by the people at 2ch.net
    It has custom bosses :D

     
    Comment by Yamamanama
    2007-08-03 08:11:01

    I posted Sonic and Tails in Paynt and Sonic Megamix here.

     
    Comment by jim
    2007-08-08 00:14:24

    I think a really entertaining Let’s Fail would be Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind for PC.

    You’d have to actually buy it but it’s almost 6 years old and you can get the GOTY edition, which has all the expansion packs, for less than $10 these days.

    Besides being a super fun and immersive game, it’s totally freeform.

    And in the begining it is comically difficult, so it shouldn’t end up with a video more than 10 or 15 minutes.

    Alot of you guys probably played/heard about Oblivion. Morrowind is that but with a better storyline/dialog and not as pretty graphics.

    Please, please, please someone consider doing this one!

     
    Comment by SynthesisAlpha
    2007-08-12 22:53:47

    Suggesting – A Boy and his Blob, for the NES. Just look at that title. You know you want it.

     
    Comment by haly
    2007-08-19 08:27:30

    thanes

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2007-08-22 18:45:19

    were da fukken vids at???

     
    Comment by Sebbe
    2007-09-02 14:32:08

    Someone should do Lawnmower Man for the SNES.

     
    Comment by Mage_Boy
    2007-09-04 00:20:17

    Someone needs to try magic boy for the SNES. I downloaded it because the name was awful, and I couldn’t get past the first screen when I tried it.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2007-09-17 21:17:19

    Fight Fever (Neo-Geo)
    Uchuu Race: Astro Go Go! (SNES)
    Viewpoint (Neo-Geo)

     
    Comment by RED
    2007-10-04 13:17:19

    How about Drop Off for TurboGrafx-16? It’s like Breakout, only it sucks and makes absolutely no sense.

     
    Comment by Calehay
    2007-11-12 03:35:11

    Tecmo Cup: Soccer Game (NES) – It’s not your typical sports game, and I think unsuspecting players will result in hilarious results.

    Hurricanes (Game Gear) – This game is so awful that it must be played.

    The 3-D Battles of World Runner (NES) – Fun, but strange, could make a nice LF.

    Gun Smoke (NES)

    DeathBots (NES) – Quite possibly the worst game ever made on any system.

     
    Comment by Three-P
    2008-02-25 22:59:05

    I’d like to see someone tackle Haunted Castle, the hardest of the Castlevania games.

    Comment by Three-P
    2008-02-25 23:00:24

    It’s an arcade game, which I forgot to mention.

     
     
    Comment by Zid
    2008-03-14 03:12:56

    Back To The Future parts 2 & 3 for the NES. If you like movie based games that involve, what I’ve always assumed were walking hamburgers for enemies :P

     
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    2008-03-27 05:03:57

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    Comment by Ryan
    2009-04-15 20:49:02

    One of the strangest games online–choose a name, press start, and watch the fighting be done for you. Nice artwork, and strangely addictive.
    My Brute

     
    Comment by Andy
    2009-06-27 10:45:51

    You should play Super Mario Bros. X

    http://www.supermariobrothers.org/smbx/index.html

     
    Comment by RyanVG
    2011-11-13 23:13:05

    Rollersnake, please do Adventures in Vancouver, BC. It’s a NES rom hack of Renegade.

    The plot is amazing.

     
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